We interrupt this record
To bring you a special bulletin
Super Fly is missing

(Owww, good God)

We now take you to our
On the spot reporter

I have several witnesses here with me
Sir, when was the last time
You saw Super Fly

(It was the third of September)

And you, Sir, can you describe
The suit Super Fly was wearing

(Black or yellow, red or white and brown)

And you, Sir, who was the last person
Super Fly was seen with

(Mrs., Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones
Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones)

If we need you for any further information
Can we call you

(Whenever you call me, I'll be there)

We take you now to Washington

We're here at the White House
The President has a special
Announcement regarding Super Fly
Mister President, Mister President
What seems to be the problem

(I got ants in my pants
And I need to dance)

Just arriving at the White House
Is the man who would risk his
Neck for his brother man (Shaft)

Shaft, now that the President
Has called you into the case
What will you be doing

(Chasing women and drinking)

Mister President
What is your opinion of Shaft

(This cat Shaft is a bad
Shut your mouth)

I see the President and Shaft
Have gone into the White House

(What they do)

Mister President, Mister President
What are you and Shaft doing in there

(Holding hands
Making all kinds of plans)

Mister President, why are you
Holding hands with Shaft

(Could it be I'm falling in love)

I've just been handed a bulletin
Super Fly was last seen

(In Egypt, in Israel too)

We take you back to
Our on the spot reporter

I'm here with Freddie
Who we believe knows
The whereabouts of Super Fly
Excuse me, Freddie
What a minute, what happened

(Freddie's dead)

Freddie's dead?

(That's what I said)

Oh, well, I have several other witnesses
Do you know where Super Fly is

(We know, they know and
You know and I know)

I don't know, how do you know

(Your best friend wrote and told me)

And just who is my best friend

(Super Fly)

I almost bought a foreclosed home from US Bank last year. Unfortunately the bank is retarded and they were trying to sell a house that wasn’t actually legally ready to sell because the property was tied up in the court system. Fine.

Not to be deterred by the legal system, I’m still intrigued by the idea of owning property. Either by assisting current owners by purchasing a short sale or taking advantage of foreclosures. These days foreclosures are listing much closer to true market value so the days of getting an excellent “flip” off a REO home are much lower than a 2-3 years ago.

US Bank foreclosed real estate

Wells Fargo foreclosed realestate

Chase Bank REO listings

Bank of America foreclosed homes

I recently received a rash of spam text messages from an unknown cell phone with offers to “win a free ipad” or “get a free iphone 4s” well, bullshit.

The best thing you can do is to report text spammers to your carrier service. My carrier happens to be AT&T.

To report SMS spam, AT&T asks you to forward the content of the spam SMS to the short code SPAM (7726).

Here’s how to notify AT&T of a spam SMS text message using an iphone:

• View the message
• Tap “Edit” in the upper right corner
• Tap the message to select it
• Tap “Forward” on the lower right corner
• Send the message to 7726 (texting fees may apply)
• You will receive a free text message back from AT&T asking for the phone number

• Respond with the phone number.

AT&T Guide: What you can do to control cell phone spam