According to the IRS Stimulus payment schedule page, my economic stimulus check shouid have been sent May 23rd because my social security number is within the numbers 10 through 18.

I haven’t gotten my tax stimulus check from Uncle Sam yet and it’s pissing me off. Today is already June 3rd. It usually doesn’t take 11 days for any piece of mail to cross the country into my mailbox. I wonder when my check will arrive.

My mailman frequently puts the wrong mail in the mailboxes. Maybe my neighbor stole my check. Damn neighbors.