After my friend pointed out the first Woot ad on Google’s stock info I checked back to find a series of poignant Woot ads targeted at Google watchers.

Losing your house? Without that mortgage to pay, now you can buy more of our junk!

Buy Stuff. All is well. Remain calm. Keep spending. Keep spending. Remain calm.

Panic, Terror, Ruin Take your mind off your troubles at Woot – while you still can…

You’re broke. So what? You could lie without gadgets, but can you really call that “living”?