Somewhere out there a school in America had some elementary school students perform Scarface as a school play. Judging from the uploader’s profile, cindymomof6 this play may have been held at a school in Illinois.

When I saw this video it had 311 views. I thought to myself “Holy Crap, this sucker is going to go viral.” Fast forward 8 hours later and it has 42,600 views.

As mentioned earlier I cut up some of my music into ringtones. I cut 2 ringtones sampled from the classic club tune “Ass n Titties” which I believe was mixed by DJ Assault.

To download!! Right click the download link below and choose “save link as…” or similar sounding right-click action should work.

(Begin: HTML 5 Audio)
Ass n Titties (download — right-click, “save as…”)

Broke-ass hoes (download — right-click, “save as…”)

Nerd trickery: if you are viewing this page with Safari or Chrome, you should see an audio player above this text between the Begin and End blocks.
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Simple disclaimer: the music is copyrighted material but I’m assuming a 6 second clip can be considered fair use. If you are the copyright holder and you do not want me to distribute this ringtone, please let me know and I will take it down.

I got sick and tired of hearing the same damn iPhone ringtones everyday at work so I decided to make my own iphone ringtones for free using GarageBand.

Following Apple’s instructions in the tutorial How to create custom ringtones in GarageBand I made a few new ringtones for my iPhone 3GS.

Keys to creating a good ringtone:

- Find a song that is loud enough to hear on the street or from a distance

- Pick a good 5-10 second loop from the songs, preferably something from a repetitive section of the song where the end of the loop easily transitions back into the beginning.

- Electronic music and Hip Hop make great ringtones because of the repetitive instrumentals and/or lyrics characteristic of the genres.

My example homemade ringtones (audio player will load for Safari/Chrome users):

Ass n Titties by DJ Assault

“Playa Hata” by Notorious B.I.G.

“Jung at Heart” by Master Cylinder (Volkswagen commercial circa 1998)